Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
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For Georgia, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Just when she thought she was the official one-and-only girlfriend of Masimo, he's walked off into the night with the full hump, leaving Georgia all aloney on her owney-again. All because Dave the Laugh tried to do fisticuffs at dawn with him! Two boys fighting over Georgia? It's almost as romantic as Romeo and Juliet . . . though perhaps a touch less tragic. It's time for Georgia to get to the bottom (oo-er) of this Dave the Laugh spontaneous puckering business once and for all. It's like they always say: If you snog a mate in the forest of red bottomosity and no one is around to see it, is he still a mate? Or is he something more?
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Critical Praise for
Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?
"We’re talking laugh-till-the-soda-comes-out-of-your-nose humor."
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Chicago Tribune
Blimey O’Reilly! Praise for Georgia Nicolson:
"A little raunchy and quite funny."
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New York Times Book Review
"Hysterically funny."
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Seventeen
“An excellent ending to a wonderful series.”
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Voice of Youth Advocates (VOYA) (Starred Review)
“A little raunchy and quite funny.”
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New York Times Book Review
“We’re talking laugh-till-the-soda-comes-out-of-your-nose humor.”
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Chicago Tribune
“Hysterically funny.”
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Seventeen
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